Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.
True love has no ending
they do not look 94/88
gay people are immortal
is that ronald reagan
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
Harry Potter Challenge: Four Locations⤵
#1: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself
*kicks your door down* hi do you have a minute to talk about james and lily potter?
drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”